i came for the fandoms

Jun 10

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: KNEEL!
You: Midgardian
You: You were made to be ruled
You: I shall be your ruler
You: ....
You: LOKI'D
You: ...
You: Midgardian?
You: -pokes with staff-
You: Oh sh-.... I think I killed me first servent.
You: servant*
You: THOR!!! DID YOU DO THIS?!
You: I'm gonna get that son of an Odin.
You: MIDGARDIAN?!
You: DON'T DIE ON ME!
You: Oh dear gods, I'm a failure of a ruler.
You: Should I do CPR?
You: Does that involve kissing?
You: I'm a bit of a germ freak.
You: Oh gods... help me
You: -pulls slick hair back and comes closer-
You: I don't even know if it's a female or a male
You: I am scared...
You: Daddy, I forgive you, please let me go back to Asgard.
You: -cries-
You: I am one bad s-s-s-o-o-o-o-n
You: -cries louder-
You: MIDGARDIAN! LIIIIVE!!!!
You: I AM SORRY!!!!

Story: Steve can’t sleep, and Tony is on a business trip

Apr 10

tenoritigertaiga:

i can explain ….

I love this so much.

Apr 8

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Which Durarara!! Character Are You?
Hosted By theOtaku.com: Anime

I NEVER ANSWERED ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY IZAYA-LIKE.

Apr 6

waltdisneyconfessions:

“I wish they would make a princess with wide hips, a big butt and boobs. I’m tired of all these extremely skinny princesses. I’m proud of my curves and I wish Disney would be too.”

Uh, look at the picture. There are curves all over that. I think you mean ‘bigger’ or ‘thicker’. I’m friggin tired of people using ‘curvy’ as a synonym for thick or plus sized. I’m not insulting people who are plus sized or thick, and I think you can be those things and curvy, but a girl can be skinny and curvy as well. It’s not like the skinny but straight-shaped girls have it much better. Rapunzel is the first princess that I’ve actually noticed having a flatter chest.

Mar 21

starniee:

revofag:

ailiathirske:

Job: Prosecutor
Best friend: Edgeworth
Married to: Klavier
Honeymoon: Klavier’s dressing room (I guess that makes sense????)
Number of children: 10 (WTF NO)
Tried to cockblock you: Edgeworth (BUT YOU’RE MY BESTIE oh wait is that why)

Job: Defendant
Best friend: Gumshoe
Married to: Edgeworth
Honeymoon: Witness Stand (WTF?!)
Number of children: 3 (LOL, even in the Persona one I had 3)
Tried to cockblock you: Kay (………. I will not mention that I love Edgeworth/Franziska, but I do find Edgeworth/Kay cute too and I’d ship them without a care if only given the right hints… OOPS, I DID IT.)

Job: Defendant
Best friend: Edgeworth ( ♥ )
Married to: Edgeworth ( ♥ )
Honeymoon: Borscht Belt Club ( ?_? )
Number of children: 2
Tried to cockblock you: Wendy ( …….. NO )

Lol I did this like 3 times.

Job: witness
Best friend: Klavier
Married to: Kristoph (Lol married to a psycho owo)
Honeymoon: detention center (Lolwhut)
Number of children: 10 (WAT.)
Tried to cockblock you: Mia

Job: Judge
Best friend: Payne (lolno)
Married to: Kristoph
Honeymoon: Prison Cell (*pokerface* This is fitting.)
Number of children: 10 (Kristoph Gavin uses BOOM! PREGNANT. It’s super effective!)
Tried to cockblock you: Larry

Job: Judge
Best friend: Kristoph
Married to: Klavier
Honeymoon: Borscht Belt Club
Number of children: 1 (Klavier apparently does not have BOOM! PREGNANT powers)
Tried to cockblock you:Payne (IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT YOU AS A BESTIE, ISN’T IT)

…I think I attract German rock stars. And psychopaths.

Mar 20

alwaysonlysometimes:

forceintosecrets:

hannahbamajubilee:

scumlungs:

the-clown-has-no-penis:

oh gosh. *sniff*

Brb, I’m crying.

SO PROVOLONE! but I love it anyway.

*Does ‘best cry ever’ cry* MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(via rukawagf)

Nov 1

$negative-hero: yummytomatoes: happyds: Boys love to dress up as their favourite superheros for Halloween…AAAND I’M LATE YAYYYYHAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT ! \o/ I covered this in doodles and sparkles to take up space. And couldn’t find a good ref for the belt so I didn’t draw it. wew I MADE THE WEIRDEST NOISE NNGGHNFNGFHGHGFDFGNFD I JIZZED MY SELF. OTL$

negative-hero:

yummytomatoes:

happyds:

Boys love to dress up as their favourite superheros for Halloween…

AAAND I’M LATE YAYYYY

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT ! \o/ I covered this in doodles and sparkles to take up space. And couldn’t find a good ref for the belt so I didn’t draw it. wew

I MADE THE WEIRDEST NOISE NNGGHNFNGFHGHGFDFGNFD

I JIZZED MY SELF. OTL

(via h-01)

Oct 31

to DIE for.: Holiday Giveaway!!

butt-0ns:

Hi! I’m Deb. I’ve been thinking about this giveaway since June. I know there are some people out here on good ‘ol tumblr are possibly in need of a binder. It’ll be brand new and your choice of size if you win.

Here is the information from the Underworks site:

The Ultimate…

Oct 27

to DIE for.: Holiday Giveaway!!

butt-0ns:

Hi! I’m Deb. I’ve been thinking about this giveaway since June. I know there are some people out here on good ‘ol tumblr are possibly in need of a binder. It’ll be brand new and your choice of size if you win.

Here is the information from the Underworks site:

The Ultimate…

i came for the fandoms

Now just used for things I don't want on my main account.

On omegle

to DIE for.: Holiday Giveaway!!

to DIE for.: Holiday Giveaway!!